Still attempting to turn him gay
- Me: I just read a Drarry fic in which Draco gets turned into a cupcake and Harry saves him and just omg skxc
- Me: He cannot believe that all of this was because of a cupcake. Because he had the nerve to taunt Pansy's dress collection and then become the subject to her wrath and Transfiguration practice. Because Ron Weasley wanted the Slytherin cupcakes as opposed to the dull ones stationed at the Gryffindor table. Because Harry Potter felt the need to pocket Draco the muffin and reveal to him the worries deep beneath the concern of defeating the greatest dark wizard of the world. Because Draco risked Filch mumbling about torture by thumb stretching while leading him to the Headmaster's office after hours to hear what Potter had to say. But really, it all boils down to the cupcake.
- Potter lets out the tiniest noise of contentment as Draco ghosts a hand up his side and is rewarded with being able to practically feel the heat of an erubescent blush warming Potter's cheeks in the wake of his moan. Draco realizes that this is most likely Potter's first kiss with a boy instead of a girl with long hair and a soft stomach. He wonders if Potter prefers the afternoon stubble and unyielding hands over the blushing femininity of a girl, and intent on helping his opinion along, Draco seizes the moment and kisses him harder.
- Puppy: Lucky Harry :P
- Puppy: I enjoyed this little story :)
- Me: Cough, gay, cough.
- Puppy: Yes. For boobies. ( . ) ( . ).
- Me: :|
